Matthew Berry, I Doth Hate Thee, Too.

Mr. Berry you used to be cool. What happened?

Chipper Jones, 3B, Braves: Know what I am? Not chipper about Chipper! (Pause.) If it makes you feel better, I'm groaning too. He's another guy who will put up good numbers, but not what he did last year. It's all about value.

I think I need to print this blog out for him. And a stat sheet. And send him a valentine... or not.

Happy Valentine's Day! (Not to you, Matthew Berry!)